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A curated collection of the most funny and trending "Sheltering Suburban Mom" memes.

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  MRS. SCHWAB RARELY BRAGS, BUT WHEN SHE'S HAD A FEW WHITE WINES SHE'S INSUFFERABLE; 'YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? MY BOY CHARLES HAS INVESTMENT SERVICES OFFICES ACROSS THE COUNTRY & HIS BROTHER LES HAS THE NUMBER ONE CHAIN OF TIRE & WHEEL SHOPS! TOP THAT!' - Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme

  
  
  
  
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  When you lose your children in the house, turn off the WiFi. They'll come out immediately. Some of your neighbors might drop by as well. - Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme

  
  
  
  
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  ASKS YOU TO FIX HER COMPUTER BLAMES YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK FOR ANYTHING THAT GOES WRONG WITH IT FOR THE NEXT MONTH - Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme

  
  
  
  
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  A friend asked me what it's like to live in a house with a husband and four boys. So I peed all over the bathroom floor, ate everything in the fridge, told her 500 stories about horror movies, farted 10 times and when she was ready to kill me , I gave her a hug and told her that she was really, really pretty. - Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme

  
  
  
  
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  TELLS KIDS THE CLOWN SIGHTINGS ARE A HOAX; FINDS ALTERNATE ACTIVITY ON HALLOWEEN - Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme